I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
You kept calling me your small dog last night.
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
Rumble strips road head = magical
they had to take the Corona's out of the fish tank because they wouldn't fit with the mini replica of the roman coliseum in there. so we drank the Corona's. does beer have an expiry date?
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
Jesus himself couldn't make a better sandwich
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
If you get any calls give me a heads up. Im drinking rum in my underwear on the back porch.
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
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