I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
I got into the shower with my underwear on. I just sat down in the tub and tried to figure out when I lost all control of this hangover.
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
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