when im not freaking out about dying alone and unloved, i actually really enjoy being single
just opened a can of spagetti o's with a butter knife. the things u will do for food when ur stoned.
Woke up to 'distilleries' on the history channel. Proceded to vomit all over the floor. Back on the wagon today.
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
You were sitting in the middle of the floor spewing vodka at people proclaiming "I a whale". That drunk.
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
I have a new favorite bar game. It's called, get dressed up and go drinking alone then make up random stories of why you are alone to look less like an alc
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
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