I just had human shit waiting for me at the top of the escalator at Bowery. This is truly the Lord's day.
May the Lord look upon you in favor and give you pees.
I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
So I walked in on her and she had taped her fingers together and was crying and was whispering something about "how humbling it is being in constant glove mode"
Not gonna make it. My ovaries are playing laser tag
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
It's a long story, but I accidentally peed on my dog. I'll tell you about it tomorrow, and we shall never tell my wife.
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
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