i just told my boss to make it rain at camelot later...what is wrong with me?
my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
I'm watching CSI, they found semen in the woman's ear.
Guess she heard her killer coming
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
I have sand in every orifice, there are bruises everywhere, and I smell like a distillery. I love summer.
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
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