You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
we have pet lesbian snakes
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
will you please stage a drunk girl intervention and tell him that his chain is severely harming his chances of getting laid tonight?
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
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