I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
I think I need to stop sleeping with him. Sex with him is just a reminder of the mediocrity of the rest of my life.
he was alternating between taking bites of butter and bagel. he said it was easier than finding a knife
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
Just say its a British thing. They wont know Its not. And if they say you're not British, proposition them for a post-sex game of cricket.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
I like to oil my gears with cheap vodka and strangers
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
Randomize
