paul mccartney is starting to look like angela lansbury
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
So im walking through ohare and this guy walks by with a cart full of big bottles of liquor. I want to know what flight hes on.
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
You slammed your forties down on the table and yelled "I AM EDWARD FORTYHANDS" then mumbled something about repping Idaho like a champ and laid down on the couch.
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
i think we sleep fucked last night...
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
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