Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
Using the only finger i can move, i calculated body mass, intake and time. It's mathematically impossible for me to still have this hangover at 9pm. I passed out at 8pm last night. Fuck vodka.
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
someday i'll meet a man and who loves me as much as i love getting drunk and starting fires
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
Only you would offer whiskey to a man in liver failure.
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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