The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
Do you think it's safe to mix miralax with a tequila sunrise?
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
Mom just sent me an email. The subject line is "How to avoid a urinary tract infection"
LET IT GO MOM
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
FYI brushing your teeth & taking off your makeup does not erase the shame from the night before
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