i'm chasing tequila w mint flavored ice cream, phil's chasing it w cream cheese, bashar's chasing it w pickles...i think we all know who the winner is....
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
She was drunk breaking up with me. All of my emails to her were coming back with UNSUBSCRIBE as the subject.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
It's "your husband had his mouth on my vagina" awkward.
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
Yuck. My throat feels like someone chucked a couple of Maltov cocktails down it and finished it off with a super soaker filled with Jameson.
had a dream you helped me fill my shoes with yogurt. we were even like "why didn't we think of this before?!" like it was just so obvious
that sounds like something we'd do... we're onto something here
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
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