Sponge bath it is.
it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
how to cook rice: 1. put random amount of rice and water in a pot 2. have sex on the kitchen floor. when you are done having sex the rice is ready
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
Dude this stripper just dry humped the settings off my phone. She earned that dollar
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
I'm too drunk to remember your name. I'm too drunk to recall where i'm currently at. And i'm too drunk to give a shit.
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
I just broke into my house with a butter knife. It kinda scares me just how easy that was.
Randomize
