covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
We just got really drunk and bought toilet paper. Successful Monday.
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
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