Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
4:37 am. You're wearing underwear and carpet skates. Borderline crying. You want to punch Morgan. Have not stopped singing Give Your Heart a Break.
We are no longer allowed to have pre 4th party week. I woke up with a donut stuck to my face and 'MILF' written in black marker on my stomach.
Mother of the Year
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
I climbed through his window to find him already with another booty call. This wouldn't have happened if I could upgrade from my 7th grade scooter to a real car.
…If I were you I wouldn't use that as part of your argument to your dad for a car
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
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