ha. weirdest feeling ever. just wiped my ass with my non-dominant hand. (eating cheeseburger with right one)
Your grandmother is in heaven weeping.
Is it a little weird that I have a ridiculous urge to have sex while the theme song to the Pirates of the Carrbibbean blares in the background?
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
Fuck. I'm going to pass the savings right on to the strippers. It's trickle down economics.
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
Wait. Wine + Crossbow..?
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
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