Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
While we were driving she just screams from the backseat: MUMFORD AND SONS DROP THE BANJO and made what were meant to be banjo sound effects
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
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That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
i thought you were just a really comfy body pillow until i sobered up. oops.
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
You were talking to yourself and eating cold cuts in the kitchen when I found you
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
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