what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
I wish i was in the wii world.
I was so high last night. I wrote a poem about my salt shaker
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
scratched cornea got me an eyepatch and a blowjob from a girl with a thing for pirates
I was taking a bath and he burst in, sat down and started taking a shit. RIGHT BESIDE ME. My lack of privacy astounds me.
Apparently it's poor taste to ask for a break up blow job...in McDonald's. Also, that's not the best way to break the news either.
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
What if for Halloween I paint my self gold and make sandwiches for everyone? I'd be a trophy wife! Get it?
wanna see your best friend chug a bottle of steak sauce?
please go to sleep
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
I saw some guy masturbating in the Burger King parking lot and I’m just fucking done
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