so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
The crazy thing is, I dont actually know where the cat is, she said something bout the back of the toilet and a sock.
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
trust me, you don't know shame until you're in a peacock costume getting CPR by random dudes
BITCH IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY AND I'M STARTING ON A FISHBOWL OF LIQUOR WITHOUT YOU
I read that out. Group response is "Katie is hard as fuck."
WITH MOTHERFUCKING MONKEY MITTENS
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