Just saw my boss eat a banana in three bites.
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
i'm pleased to announce i can now open a bottle of wine with my shoe if called upon to do so.
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
THERE IS AN ENORMOUS FAT WOMAN EYEING MY FLIGHT'S GATE LIKE IT WOULD BE DELICIOUS TO EAT.
There just aren't enough words in the English language to convey my deep and abiding love of your cock. So I am beefing up on my Portuguese.
My wife ladies and gentlemen! Love ya babe.
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
If you binge watch Bill Nye Saves the World without me you can consider yourself single
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
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