belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
im drinking this country out of the recession.
Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
Why is the garage door in the middle of the street?
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
She's cute. And her snoring noises remind me of the incidental music from Jaws.
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
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