just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
I need to figure out what I wanna do with my life.
There are margaritas in the freezer still.
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
Omg I joined a choir last night...
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