Asian hipster sighting. About to tackle him and ask him to take me to chinatown
I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
So... crashing at the hot bartender's place is not a solid marital decision.
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
So you were shitfaced and stole a fucking kayak?
We have an albino peacock in our apartment. It's beautiful.
Scratch it being beautiful, bitch just stole my McDonalds. Call animal control.
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
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