Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
Due to certain anatomical proportions it was less like fucking and more like childbirth.
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
I just had a dream that I was fighting Donald Trump... Gotta stop watching the news before bed
You peed in the sink and kept shouting "I'm the black swan! Ca-caw!"
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
This is the difference between me and him; he buys you flowers, I buy you a dildo
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