biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
Duuuude. Everything is so brilliant right now. This frosting is freaking orgasmic.
It's vanilla, man. Accept no substitutes. There are so many t's in that word.
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I want someone to sweep me off my feet and you want someone to fuck you on the kitchen table. They're both perfectly logical needs.
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
why is there a chinchilla in our apartment, and where did it come from?
question nothing. DON'T QUESTION A FREE CHINCHILLA.
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
I knew my bag made it because I could smell the fireball that spilled inside of my suitcase before it was on the luggage carousel.
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
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