idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
How is it that lesbians won't hit on me at a gay club, but they'll hit on me every time I go to Walmart?
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
Sitting naked in my bed eating leftover Mexican food drinking coors light.. Can it get any more single than this?
He asked me to fly out to Seattle to participate in a week of marathon sex so I'm at the airport now. I'll call you when I get back.
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