I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
lets start a swedish sibling band together
I knew something was wrong when santa got arrested
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
His phone pocket dialed me while he was crapping. He was quietly singing stayin alive and possibly passing his intestines.
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
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