Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
im downtown. alone. lost. drunk. dressed as santa. dont find me. i just heard someone say mechanical bull.
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
Due to certain anatomical proportions it was less like fucking and more like childbirth.
On a completely unrelated note I think I have carpal tunnel
Again, totally unrelated
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
I was stalking his twitter and saw that he used punctuation in a hashtag. Thank god we didn't work out because I can't be with someone that incompetent
so I ate shit in the bar and took a barstool down with me and this guy helped me up and I just started making out with him. I need to stop meeting men like that
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
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