Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
He tried to reenact Braveheart's freedom scream but got tackled by his drunk roommate who thought he was yelling that the handle he was holding up was free.
Wait. You NEVER used a Dizzy Doodler pen as a vibrator?!?
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
He sent me a picture of a gas station condom and said "we probably shouldn't use this but if I was to impregnate someone on accident I'd want it to be you"
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
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