she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
Side note. I love it when I think I've sobered up and then I get a second wind of drunk
I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
I'm writing to thank you for your never ending commitment to my orgasms and also to apologize if any physical harm was done due to your impressive efforts. Hopefully the sex and post sex pizza made up for it.
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
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