Did you just throw up mid-sentence?
'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
She woke me up, whispered "I like the size of your dick", kissed me, and rolled over and went back to sleep
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
You can't find true love with Budweiser and a futon
I'm gonna try Jim's breakup remedy this weekend.
Is that the one where you drink 3 cases of beer and rewatch as much WWE RAW as you can find? Or the one where you hookup with fatties on Craigslist?
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
Randomize
