feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
Apparently the library doesn't care about celebrating the day Jesus became a zombie.
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
I'm babysitting my fucking roommate he took out the screen and is trying to throw dishware in our fucking pool after he repelled off our balcony
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
Tonight we learned that just because we can fit a Tic Tac in the tip of my penis that does not mean we should.
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
There is a cooked ham in the washing machine.
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
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