if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
You know you're at a low point when you're sucking vodka out if your hair.
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
Just letting everyone know that I am still alive after last night. On a related note, this is the 15th "I'm not dead!" mass text I've sent. You've got to celebrate the little things.
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
Randomize
