VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
i'm having taco bell mild sauce and tums for breakfast because i'm hungover and thats all i can find. it's like thanksgiving up in here
I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
Just had the "whores are people too" talk with Mom. Bright side it's Christmas, and I may have been drunk, I don't think she caught on.
I'm sure we could go all project runway on our diapers and create some flattering absorbent thongs. We could do it on the Boat. Call it project rumway.
I currently need breakfast in bed, morning sex, and a bourbon and diet coke. Make this happen
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
Randomize
