Soo i just shotgunned a water balloon...
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
Hey remember that night when you sang Fergie to me? I think that's the exact moment in time when the thought "I could be faithful to this man" came into serious consideration.
After your flask fell out of your leg brace and you told your RA that it was juice, you tried to unlock your dorm room but your key was attached to your bra so he ended up seeing your boobs
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
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