Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
And you just kept trying to fit through the dog door and not drop Jello shots.
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
Um of course I blew him. He brought me a shamrock shake. It was two o’clock in the morning on St. Patrick’s Day. There was no smoother move basically. He totally earned that head.
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
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