I'm laying in your front yard are you home
K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
Just pulled an upper-decker at a hardware store. I believe I'm winning 8-2. It's obvious you don't shit enough in public.
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
I'm just crazy horny about you
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
I heard from the downstairs bathroom "WHY CAN'T I WIPE MY ASS IN PEACE!" and a pisscrate of glass bottles breaking
come pick your gf up from my house. she's sitting in the fridge and hissing at the cat to let her eat the potatoes. btw i dont have a cat
Happiness is laying in bed, topless, pouring 4 packs of hot sauce on your taco bell.
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