I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
I found all these half eaten mandarin orange on the ground and the bruises on my neck are definetely not hickies
Send me another check for the tickets. I scratched out "anal wax" and now the bank won't take it.
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
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