whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
Reggie can tackle my bush.
He's trying to kill me, one liver cell at a time. It's going to be a slow, but awesome death
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
That awkward moment when you are on your way to ICU and the only sympathy gift you can think of is beer and whiskey
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
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