Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
Scream out, "Tax-Free dick over here" in the bar. Ladies love tax free stuff
finding my wedding ring encrusted in vomit this morning really just topped off last night...
I think thanksgiving was created so we could all be thankful that we're still alive after the night before.
I'm also annoyed at my horoscope for not warning me of my perils
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
I started singing the national anthem on a train in London. Happy 4th of July assholes
It's sad that your definition of adulthood entails banging your boss after getting hammered at happy hour, and putting the tab on the company credit card.
Pretty sure I was rubbing Halloween candy all over my face and saying "these are my bitches."
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
there must be tiny pirates in the freezer stealing our rum.
Randomize
