I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
I'm going to fake an anxiety attack to get to the front of the line. Save me some brisket.
Woke up in the ER with a nurse holding my tongue together inside of my mouth and a shattered jaw, the last thing I remember is opening the 151, care to fill me in?
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
Made him watch 4 hours of HGTV then told him I was too tired for sex.
Savage
Think I was still drunk when I woke up cause I went and bought a mandolin
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