She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
It wasn't until I took a shit, that I remembered that you assholes started spiking my shots with tobasco when I wasn't looking last night. Dicks.
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
I showed up to a job interview wearing two different shoes. If that's not an omen, I don't know what is.
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
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