Whoa Z and x make the same sound
So... I'm really sorry I tried to sell you to random people in cars last night
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
They have chocolate covered tequila candy at work. This is not a drill. May be drunk by noon.
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
Next time I think buying tan-thru bikinis is a good idea, remind me of that time I passed out in one and burned the epic shit out of my pussy.
When was that?
Yesterday. Bring aloe. For my pussy.
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
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