she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
so I was eating out this girl who was wearing my pirate hat In an alley behind the bar last night and some girl walks up and takes a picture. apparently we had a crowd of about 10 and it turned her on so she just didn't tell me
This is seriously fucking awkward. My favorite sex scene just started and my dad's still here. He offered me Cheetos.
I'm at her wedding and she managed to get every single one night stand I ever had in her wedding party. Why does she hate me?
I forget how to act sober
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