do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
Best text conversation ever. Other than the one we had about using blood for lube.
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
you literally stared at me for three minutes and then said "hey this tequila isn't gonna drink itself, boss"
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
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