I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
Moment of the night: you were impatient while I paid for the tequila shots and proceeded to lick and salt MY hand for me. This is why we're roommates.
Rub those nipples and moan like a platypus.
Jesus, are you hammered?
Hammered for that juicy ass. I'll bring the straws.
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
Nothing like coaching 5 year olds with a bunch of visible bruises from last night's drunk bondage sex.
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
Getting free blow from a total stranger, who asked permission to stroke my eyebrows, was the highlight of my evening out. Also, I have a new cuddle dealer.
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
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