this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
DON'T BE A PUSSY. ONLY 1/3 OF THE WORDS IN YOUR LAST TEXT WERE MISSPELLED, WHICH MEANS YOU NEED 2/3 MORE SHOTS.
Facebook stalking ex-girlfriends who went to rehab. This is my life.
The fact that there are multiple ex-girlfriends who have been to rehab concerns me
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
You pissed off the back deck while listening to the national anthem from your phone screaming America Fuck Yea to my neighbors
my head feels like a yellow yolk spinning in a circle at the bottom of the bowl.. i may have a concussion, love auto correct
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
I smell Vodka. It's me. If anyone asks it's totally hand sanitizer.
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