first missing my period. then crying at the clinic... but why?
we had sex 3 months ago. you missed your period 2 weeks ago. but nice try.
you were running down the aisles of wal mart singing 'follow the yellowbrick road'. i'm pretty sure you thought the night shift workers were the munchkins & started crying when they wouldnt help u find the wizard. needless to say u were pretty stoned/wasted
I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
You owe me $8 for the carwash I needed after you threw the salmon on my windshield.
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
You were stoned out of your mind. We were eating cold cuts and you wouldn't shut up about how it was the wettest meat you'd ever felt in your life.
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
You know you had a good night when you wake up cuddling a baseball bat and a can of chicken noodle soup.
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
So this ukranian guy got angry and took his clothes off. Now he has my credit card and I can't find my keys.
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