my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
not allowed to tweet this cos she's following me but i definitely just got head in a stairwell of the university of chicago. wanted you all to know.
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
They're giving me a hotel, and this chick doesn't have a place to stay for the night... I swear this is how real life Porno starts.
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
I was like ahh were on two different pages, I know there's rumors of me moving to boston but I can't and I'm not adding long distance to the relationship I have with my 31 year old recently divorced ex boss
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