He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
I feel like a panda just shit rainbows on my mind
New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics
That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
You were so high at Ikea last night that you were convinced you could speak Swedish. The whole the time you were our navigator and when we got to the cashier you were hitting on the lady. When she gave you her number you told her you were saving her number as Inglfurfta cuaue she must be swedish since she works there.
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
I don't make the first move. Ever. Unless were playing monopoly cause that's my shit
I never thought your mom would see me throwing up on my hands and knees in your front yard
Doing tequila shots with my ex to celebrate that we broke up... not awkward at all.
I moved out... There's nothing left but his childhood trophies...
You should make him a new one, you know like "you suck at relationships but thanks for trying participation award"
the liver wants what the liver wants
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
I was so drunk I asked my mom if she had always been my mom or if it was someone else for a while
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