I just caught myself dancing like an old lady in the shower. Have I reached the age where booty dancing stops and swaying of the upper body begins?
P.S. I can't hear my feet
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
Let me begin my 3 part apology by saying that you are a wonderful human being...
I just threw out a whole Christmas ham, 12 positive pregnancy tests, 3 empty vodka bottles and by ex boyfriends Latina porn collection in the same garbage bag. The homeless person who goes through the bins tonight knows I have nothing left to loose.
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
The time to say "now you can't go and be strange about this at work" is not as you are penetrating your coworker. NOW its awkward
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
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