So drunk, too bad you don't want this
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
You were spitting chewed up pretzle into my hands telling me to hold it for you.
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
Come back. Shots need mouths.
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
The whole time you were apparently enduring your pukescapades, I was singing very loudly in the car to Beyonce on my way to get a post-coitus Diet Coke.
Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
i just read a article called "Booze, Drugs, and Bipolar Disorder"... i think someone is writing the memoirs of my life
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